From The Beer Parlour

Come, all of you that promised to wire some money for me to support my beer parlour tour, how far? Na so una go just dey make mouth anyhow, after I no go see una hand. Fada Nwanwosu , EnYi NdiYa ...Wetin happen na? I don spend my children school fees o, na una go pay back o. But chelukwa o, what is even wrong with my people? Last nite at the beer palour, one bobo was busy screaming, "this man in Abuja is not Buhari..." Nna erh, some people ewelugo their brain gwoo ji. Chai, you need to see how this guy was arguing and hitting the table; his boys were nodding in agreement. Egwu dikwa o.

Praise the Lord... My brothers and sisters, can you please shout hallelujah? Come, what's wrong with you? Ok, now I know, you don't want to share in my joy abi? Chai, you are funny o, so your problem is that I'm praising God from the beer Parlour? Nwoke m jee zue ike, so that bible you've been carrying about for years, you never read where it said, "no matter the condition, give glory to the Almighty?" Ndi uka, Ana eme nu. After Sunday service now, you will branch to the corner...Saint nwa Egbe.

Gov. Ikpeazu receiving Gov. Shettima of Borno You see your life? You no see me for some days now, you no even ask of me abi? Your own na to preach to me on how to occupy the beer parlour until time Imo River abi? Afo taagi mmili o. Well sha, I understand, thanks for always reading.

Nna mehn, I've been thinking about something lately and the thing na agba m isi popcorn. Ngwanu, let me ask you, how many political parties do we have currently in Nigeria? Did I hear you say PDP and APC? My friend stop counting your fingers biko, they are not as much as you think...forget what you see on INEC books.

At last, my brother and Deputy Senate Presidente Ike Ekweremadu has found his voice to speak on Biafra. So, it took the action of southeast governors to get a high ranking Igbo senator like Ekweremadu to talk? I thought that Okenye adi ano n'uno ewu amua na ogbuli?