From The Beer Parlour

My people, there's a serious problem in Libya... Umu Africa are suffering. They are being sold like commodities on an African soil... Slave trade is back big time. First, it started as mere rumour until CNN, the one oga Trump likes to describe as fake news channel, beamed it's searchlight on the sad incident.

Biko, what is this underground rift between APC and my Royal daddy Obi Of Onitsha? Na so people just dey hit PA Bubu online for "ordering" a whole Obi Achebe to come and meet him in Awka. Well, there were some, on the thread I followed, who felt His Royal Majesty should have accorded Mr President that honour by going to meet him during his first ever visit to Anambra.

Come, all of you that promised to wire some money for me to support my beer parlour tour, how far? Na so una go just dey make mouth anyhow, after I no go see una hand. Fada Nwanwosu , EnYi NdiYa ...Wetin happen na? I don spend my children school fees o, na una go pay back o. But chelukwa o, what is even wrong with my people? Last nite at the beer palour, one bobo was busy screaming, "this man in Abuja is not Buhari..." Nna erh, some people ewelugo their brain gwoo ji. Chai, you need to see how this guy was arguing and hitting the table; his boys were nodding in agreement. Egwu dikwa o.

Praise the Lord... My brothers and sisters, can you please shout hallelujah? Come, what's wrong with you? Ok, now I know, you don't want to share in my joy abi? Chai, you are funny o, so your problem is that I'm praising God from the beer Parlour? Nwoke m jee zue ike, so that bible you've been carrying about for years, you never read where it said, "no matter the condition, give glory to the Almighty?" Ndi uka, Ana eme nu. After Sunday service now, you will branch to the corner...Saint nwa Egbe.

Gov. Ikpeazu receiving Gov. Shettima of Borno You see your life? You no see me for some days now, you no even ask of me abi? Your own na to preach to me on how to occupy the beer parlour until time Imo River abi? Afo taagi mmili o. Well sha, I understand, thanks for always reading.