From The Beer Parlour

Nna, kedu kwa nke na afio na this country? What's even going on between GTB and my brother Innoson Motors? Hmmm, nna erh, see as some of my people use this Innoson saga to revive their fading online profile lol. Nna, opportunity comes but once; just grab it and return to limelight, all follow.

But, wait o, ndi IMO, what is this news that am hearing about Commissioner for Happiness and whatever they added to it? Chai, onwero Ife mmadu ama nfu o. Somehow, I think Okorocha is his own problem.

My people, there's a serious problem in Libya... Umu Africa are suffering. They are being sold like commodities on an African soil... Slave trade is back big time. First, it started as mere rumour until CNN, the one oga Trump likes to describe as fake news channel, beamed it's searchlight on the sad incident.

Biko, what is this underground rift between APC and my Royal daddy Obi Of Onitsha? Na so people just dey hit PA Bubu online for "ordering" a whole Obi Achebe to come and meet him in Awka. Well, there were some, on the thread I followed, who felt His Royal Majesty should have accorded Mr President that honour by going to meet him during his first ever visit to Anambra.

Come, all of you that promised to wire some money for me to support my beer parlour tour, how far? Na so una go just dey make mouth anyhow, after I no go see una hand. Fada Nwanwosu , EnYi NdiYa ...Wetin happen na? I don spend my children school fees o, na una go pay back o. But chelukwa o, what is even wrong with my people? Last nite at the beer palour, one bobo was busy screaming, "this man in Abuja is not Buhari..." Nna erh, some people ewelugo their brain gwoo ji. Chai, you need to see how this guy was arguing and hitting the table; his boys were nodding in agreement. Egwu dikwa o.