From The Beer Parlour

Nna, it looks like this is the period of letter writing; everybody just dey write letter anyhow. Hmmmm, but this Baba Iyabo is a character o. Just few days after he bagged his PHD, Dr Obj decided to use pa Bubu to test his newly acquired writing skills. Chai, baba bu onye nsogbu! But nsogbu dikwa na this country o. So, it took Baba's 'so long a letter' for the opposition to wake up from their slumber to remember that Pa Bubu has failed Nigerians? I once said it here that APC has successfully become both ruling party and opposition, but some of you called it beer parlour talk. Now, you see that we don't have opposition in Nigeria? This is very dangerous for our democracy, ekwuchakwaam

 Come, if I did not wish you a happy Xmas or New Year, biko don't vex for me. Somehow, its deliberate. When man pikin was busy hustling for ordinary petrol to fuel my car and run generator in the villa, who remembers greetings? It was a Christmas without merry.

Nna, kedu kwa nke na afio na this country? What's even going on between GTB and my brother Innoson Motors? Hmmm, nna erh, see as some of my people use this Innoson saga to revive their fading online profile lol. Nna, opportunity comes but once; just grab it and return to limelight, all follow.

But, wait o, ndi IMO, what is this news that am hearing about Commissioner for Happiness and whatever they added to it? Chai, onwero Ife mmadu ama nfu o. Somehow, I think Okorocha is his own problem.

My people, there's a serious problem in Libya... Umu Africa are suffering. They are being sold like commodities on an African soil... Slave trade is back big time. First, it started as mere rumour until CNN, the one oga Trump likes to describe as fake news channel, beamed it's searchlight on the sad incident.