From The Beer Parlour

Look, my brother, you are too much. Chai, ibu nno odogwu; anu nkanka mpi. Dike eji eje mba; ofu onye ana asi unu abiago. Gaa gaa n’ogwu, ijele nze, onye oma. Oh, so you like the names? That means I should continue abi? No wahala. Agwo tulu mbe 1 of Igbo land! Eke nolu ego ndi JAMB (python that swallowed JAMB money) 1 of Nigeria! Hiya, nwoke m, why are you frowning your face? Oh, because I mention JAMB money? No, I’m only saying you are a very powerful man na; what’s wrong with that? Ok, you think that story is fake? Very wonderfulity! Oya, open your ears very well.

Nna mehn, I’m going to Benue by the weekend jare. Did I hear you ask what I’m going to do there? Hmmm, you see your life? Sebi you were here ‘Wicked’ Wike went to Benue; you also saw Fayose visit, did you ask them what they went there to do? Were you not the one clapping for them? E don reach my own, you don dey ask JAMB question. That’s pure pashalility!