Here Comes The Governor Of Abuja
Come, sebi you said you know Nigerian politics in and out, ngwanu, tell me, who is the governor of Lagos State? Ok, yes, Ambode, you got it right. Chai, that his campaign jingle is still ringing in my ear… Amboooo, Ambo! See, 2019, there will be no contest in Lagos; it will be waterslide victory lol. Oya, who is the governor of Kaduna State? Gbam, iji ya, Nasir El’Rufai; odi nkenke eme ile 1 of Nigeria! The man, who subjected the entire teachers in Kaduna State to an exam that exposed the level of wrath in our educational system; and the teachers were even defending the fact that they couldn’t score average? Odi egwu. Ok, you are showing yourself abi? Oya, tell me, who is governor of Imo State? Did I hear you say Okoro Hausa? Nna, afo taagi mmili o. But you are not even current sef. Oh yes, you are still living in the past. Okorocha has a new name, Akpuola Gi 1 of Igbo land lol. Dede, akpuola gi? Hahahahaha. Hmmmm, I see you are proving to be bookworm ok...