Obiano My Inlaw, Why This long Cap Wearing Fellow?

Sir Victor Umeh

Last night, after watching the super eagles against the Indomitable Lions of Cameroon, I just decided to go take one bottle before going to bed; chilled Star Radler as usual.

You know what, it was my lucky day; free drink all through. Now ask me by who? My Anambra brother, who was over excited; he came with a lady and I suspect she had given him tough time before she finally said "yes."



We moved from one discussion to another, and like the bad coin, Anambra politics came up; that was when I realised the guy is a die-hard APGA fan. In truth, APGA as a party has strong followers, who are determined to have my inlaw Obiano in power till 2022. My only problem is that most of them don't vote in Anambra.
 
But it is possible to get these enthusiasts to move their cards back home; INEC made provisions for such scenario. But did the party take advantage of that window to harness all these anti APC/Buhari youths for "party ndi Igbo?" Upe, they are busy fighting for juicy positions in the campaign team of Obiano; fonfoju akpa! Well, in appreciation for free drinks, I offered my new beer Parlour friend free advice; the same advice I'm giving my APGA brothers.
 
First, you have committed a political blunder by not managing your crisis very well, which has resulted in APGA having two candidates; this one, there's no " mekwatalism". Only the court will determine that now.
 
But ka m jukwaa o, how did you guys arrive at using Nwoke Ogonogo Okpu as director of Obiano Campaign? I mean the one you people call "Ohamadike unu" Is it that you are afraid of his empty threats to move in with the opposition APGA ka obu na mmadu anorozi na Awka? After what peter obi went through in the hand of that long cap wearing fellow, you still trusted him to lead Obiano for reelection? Nna, chekikwaa nu ife a ofuma o. If its about his long cap, you can buy a new one; any of you loyal Obiano men can confidently wear it and lead the onslaught come Nov 18.
 
Well, if it's still possible, biko change him. If it's late, someone should be put on him; that man...I dont trust him. If you doubt, ask Chekwas Okorie... Ogwukwa nu ka ora m n'onu.