Dear Private Jet Pastors, Let's Go Libya
First, it started as mere rumour until CNN, the one oga Trump likes to describe as fake news channel, beamed it's searchlight on the sad incident.
Just yesterday, former Cameroonian international Samuel Eto stormed
Libya to rescue his brothers and sisters. As we are talking, the
footballer, ka akuko si ko, paid the air fare for all Cameroonians in
Libya back home. Thank you Eto for being a true son of Africa.
Oya, to my Nigerian GOs, the time has come to put that your private jet to good use. Oyedepo sir, I heard your own is up to three now, let's have them. Daddy Adeboye, ngwa roll your engine, Libya is calling. Pa Orisejafo, bring your jet. Yes, the one they said GEJ bought for you na. No, no, forget about that case of using it to carry money to buy ammunition from South Africa...pa Zuma has done the needful. Oh, you didn't hear that akpuola Zuma in Owerri? Okorocha has handled that angle.
Oyakhilome, ngwa let's go...your own jet is still tear rubber; I'm flying with you. Sebi they said musicians bought that jet sef? As for others, who are yet to acquire jets, nna bring some part of tithe money; we need aviation fuel; givers never lack.
let's storm Libya to bring back our brothers and sisters. Nigeria no dey carry last; duty calls. Did I hear you say government? Mba nu, leave government out of this or did you see Biya with Eto? Sebi you are the ones they pay 10 per cent every month, let's go do real charity.
Me, I'm ready with my laptop, camera and recorder....na my contribution be dat one; I kuku no dey collect tithe. But oga, biko drop that your fine suit, wear jeans and t. Shirt. This is serious emergency... No time for fashion sir.
Oya, to my Nigerian GOs, the time has come to put that your private jet to good use. Oyedepo sir, I heard your own is up to three now, let's have them. Daddy Adeboye, ngwa roll your engine, Libya is calling. Pa Orisejafo, bring your jet. Yes, the one they said GEJ bought for you na. No, no, forget about that case of using it to carry money to buy ammunition from South Africa...pa Zuma has done the needful. Oh, you didn't hear that akpuola Zuma in Owerri? Okorocha has handled that angle.
Oyakhilome, ngwa let's go...your own jet is still tear rubber; I'm flying with you. Sebi they said musicians bought that jet sef? As for others, who are yet to acquire jets, nna bring some part of tithe money; we need aviation fuel; givers never lack.
let's storm Libya to bring back our brothers and sisters. Nigeria no dey carry last; duty calls. Did I hear you say government? Mba nu, leave government out of this or did you see Biya with Eto? Sebi you are the ones they pay 10 per cent every month, let's go do real charity.
Me, I'm ready with my laptop, camera and recorder....na my contribution be dat one; I kuku no dey collect tithe. But oga, biko drop that your fine suit, wear jeans and t. Shirt. This is serious emergency... No time for fashion sir.
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