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Here Comes The Governor Of Abuja

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Come, sebi you said you know Nigerian politics in and out, ngwanu, tell me, who is the governor of Lagos State? Ok, yes, Ambode, you got it right. Chai, that his campaign jingle is still ringing in my ear… Amboooo, Ambo! See, 2019, there will be no contest in Lagos; it will be waterslide victory lol. Oya, who is the governor of Kaduna State? Gbam, iji ya, Nasir El’Rufai; odi nkenke eme ile 1 of Nigeria! The man, who subjected the entire teachers in Kaduna State to an exam that exposed the level of wrath in our educational system; and the teachers were even defending the fact that they couldn’t score average? Odi egwu. Ok, you are showing yourself abi? Oya, tell me, who is governor of Imo State? Did I hear you say Okoro Hausa? Nna, afo taagi mmili o. But you are not even current sef. Oh yes, you are still living in the past. Okorocha has a new name, Akpuola Gi 1 of Igbo land lol. Dede, akpuola gi? Hahahahaha.   Hmmmm, I see you are proving to be bookworm ok...

In Search Of The Snakes That Swallowed Our Money

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Look, my brother, you are too much. Chai, ibu nno odogwu; anu nkanka mpi. Dike eji eje mba; ofu onye ana asi unu abiago. Gaa gaa n’ogwu, ijele nze, onye oma. Oh, so you like the names? That means I should continue abi? No wahala. Agwo tulu mbe 1 of Igbo land! Eke nolu ego ndi JAMB (python that swallowed JAMB money) 1 of Nigeria! Hiya, nwoke m, why are you frowning your face? Oh, because I mention JAMB money? No, I’m only saying you are a very powerful man na; what’s wrong with that? Ok, you think that story is fake? Very wonderfulity! Oya, open your ears very well.

Let's Go To Benue

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Nna mehn, I’m going to Benue by the weekend jare. Did I hear you ask what I’m going to do there? Hmmm, you see your life? Sebi you were here ‘Wicked’ Wike went to Benue; you also saw Fayose visit, did you ask them what they went there to do? Were you not the one clapping for them? E don reach my own, you don dey ask JAMB question. That’s pure pashalility!

Dr. Obasanjo Writes Buhari

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Nna, it looks like this is the period of letter writing; everybody just dey write letter anyhow. Hmmmm, but this Baba Iyabo is a character o. Just few days after he bagged his PHD, Dr Obj decided to use pa Bubu to test his newly acquired writing skills. Chai, baba bu onye nsogbu! But nsogbu dikwa na this country o. So, it took Baba's 'so long a letter' for the opposition to wake up from their slumber to remember that Pa Bubu has failed Nigerians? I once said it here that APC has successfully become both ruling party and opposition, but some of you called it beer parlour talk. Now, you see that we don't have opposition in Nigeria? This is very dangerous for our democracy, ekwuchakwaam

From Boko Haram To Heardsmen

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 Come, if I did not wish you a happy Xmas or New Year, biko don't vex for me. Somehow, its deliberate. When man pikin was busy hustling for ordinary petrol to fuel my car and run generator in the villa, who remembers greetings? It was a Christmas without merry.