From The Beer Parlour

Praise the Lord... My brothers and sisters, can you please shout hallelujah? Come, what's wrong with you? Ok, now I know, you don't want to share in my joy abi? Chai, you are funny o, so your problem is that I'm praising God from the beer Parlour? Nwoke m jee zue ike, so that bible you've been carrying about for years, you never read where it said, "no matter the condition, give glory to the Almighty?" Ndi uka, Ana eme nu. After Sunday service now, you will branch to the corner...Saint nwa Egbe.

Gov. Ikpeazu receiving Gov. Shettima of Borno You see your life? You no see me for some days now, you no even ask of me abi? Your own na to preach to me on how to occupy the beer parlour until time Imo River abi? Afo taagi mmili o. Well sha, I understand, thanks for always reading.

Nna mehn, I've been thinking about something lately and the thing na agba m isi popcorn. Ngwanu, let me ask you, how many political parties do we have currently in Nigeria? Did I hear you say PDP and APC? My friend stop counting your fingers biko, they are not as much as you think...forget what you see on INEC books.

At last, my brother and Deputy Senate Presidente Ike Ekweremadu has found his voice to speak on Biafra. So, it took the action of southeast governors to get a high ranking Igbo senator like Ekweremadu to talk? I thought that Okenye adi ano n'uno ewu amua na ogbuli?

Nna, since this Biafra wahala started, I find it difficult to go to be bar; afuro m Ukwu m ji eje. But last night, I summoned courage to take at least one bottle. Unlike the days we talked politics, IPOB and Biafra dominated discussions last night; every Tom, Dick and Harry had opinion. All through the session, I spoke little but did more of listening. Just as expected, that ugly question popped up. "Mr beer parlour gist, what's your take on this Biafra issue," a member of the bar from southwest queried.

COME o, who goes to the bar when his house is on fire? Nna, I'm still in shock over what is happening in my region. I'm afraid that this mmili n'elu, oga ama nama, maa Onye na achi ya. I will leave it at this. But this is what my friend Chilee Agunanna said about this ugly situation:

IT was a busy night at the bar last night; dancers, singers, comedians, actors, the whole place bubbled. But in the midst of the noise, we found time to talk politics. Mba, not Anambra politics this time; it was national.

Oya, hold it there, don't tell me am at the beer Parlour too early; this is about last night before you tag me "drunkard". The plan last night was to stop over at the St Bottles Cathedral and take one bottle before heading home, but the rain of yesterday had different plan for us. After waiting endlessly, guys were forced to network by fire by force and it turned out very interesting.

Amosun's flyover Obiano's flyover Hmmm, biko can somebody help me reach Onwa Oyoko Chief Chris Ngige; it's very urgent. I heard he said his party (I know you will say its my party too, amebo) will pull down the three flyovers in Awka built by my inlaw Willie Mmaduaburochukwu Obiano and I say "Mba" to that.

Sir Victor Umeh Last night, after watching the super eagles against the Indomitable Lions of Cameroon, I just decided to go take one bottle before going to bed; chilled Star Radler as usual. You know what, it was my lucky day; free drink all through. Now ask me by who? My Anambra brother, who was over excited; he came with a lady and I suspect she had given him tough time before she finally said "yes."

Nna men, my friend before before Rochas Okorocha is in a big trouble... Confuse ga di ma. Owelle's situation has become a case of one day, one trouble. Ok, nobody said you shouldn't demolish that market in Owerri, Mba nu, but the fact that a precious life was lost in that process, dede, you should have done things differently. As an actor that you are, I had expected to see you be on top of the situation, but my governor, my governor, ifea aburo Ukwu nama ga eji jee Umuahia; no way.